Turkeys & Facts
It's Thanksgiving...okay, it's Thanksgiving in the US but whatevs...I have friends in the US so it's Thanksgiving for me too (even though it's Takeout Thursday and a Jr. Bacon cheeseburger is on the menu) but still. So i n honor of all things food today (and thankfulness of course) I present to you... Eighteen food facts about Janet Off Kilter... Janet Off Kilter grinds her own peppercorns. With her teeth. Janet Off Kilter brushes her teeth with wasabi and gargles with pickle brine. But still...her breath smells like apple pie. Janet Off Kilter doesn't reduce sauces. She demoralizes sauces. Janet Off Kilter's other car is the Wienermobile. Janet Off Kilter can fit three hundred and forty-two cookies on a standard-sized baking sheet...without any touching. Janet Off Kilter owns the fastest mixer in existence. When she runs it in reverse, time flows backwards. Janet Off Kilter grows truffles in her back yard. And at harvest time, she sniffs them ...