I've been keeping a secret. I'm not even going to make you wait. I'm just going to come out and say it. I really don't like when people say, "Hey, I have news" and then ramble on for fifteen minutes about how they didn't know how to tell you, and would you like the good news or the bad news first. I mean, if you don't know how to tell me, then maybe you should have thought about it a little bit more before you brought it up, because now I'm just sitting here waiting while you find the perfect words to share news that...let's be honest...probably doesn't impact me in the slightest. And as for the good news/bad news question? What do you think? If you're really asking, I'd rather not hear the bad news at all. Because who wants to hear bad news? Unless it's just "bad" relative to the good news, but not really all that bad in its own right, well then I guess I wouldn't mind hearing it. And I might like to hear it first...
Or like me and miss the last step and fall flat on your face :)
ReplyDeleteHULK STOMP!!! I just snort-laughed. Thanks.
ReplyDeleteHaha! Hulk stomp! haha!
ReplyDeleteI have no depth perception, so I have been known to try and walk up and/or step down where there are no steps. Those pretty brick patterned walkways get me every time. And I Hulk stomp almost always on unfamiliar stairs. Que es la vida!
ReplyDeleteHulk Stomp...might be one of the best descriptions ever!
ReplyDeleteYep. I do this ALL of the time. Actually, sometimes I just manage to trip on flat surfaces. Awesome.
ReplyDeleteHulk stomp LOL! I love that!!
ReplyDeleteLOL! Ohmygosh, Janet! I love it! I just did this last night!
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