I've been keeping a secret. I'm not even going to make you wait. I'm just going to come out and say it. I really don't like when people say, "Hey, I have news" and then ramble on for fifteen minutes about how they didn't know how to tell you, and would you like the good news or the bad news first. I mean, if you don't know how to tell me, then maybe you should have thought about it a little bit more before you brought it up, because now I'm just sitting here waiting while you find the perfect words to share news that...let's be honest...probably doesn't impact me in the slightest. And as for the good news/bad news question? What do you think? If you're really asking, I'd rather not hear the bad news at all. Because who wants to hear bad news? Unless it's just "bad" relative to the good news, but not really all that bad in its own right, well then I guess I wouldn't mind hearing it. And I might like to hear it first...
I have HUGE fear of public restrooms. The crack in the door is only one contributing factor. Since I am from Oklahoma and most of us are total redneck, I will have my husband pull off on the side of road and pee in bushes.
ReplyDeleteACK! No, thank you!
ReplyDeleteI totally agree!
ReplyDeleteHaha.. I'm just glad I'm not a man and don't have to deal with the "Wandering eye accidentally stops in wrong place at next urinal in use."
ReplyDeleteAhhh! So true! (And hilarious, thanks for the laugh lol!)
ReplyDeleteYou really are a funny lass - thanks for making me smile!
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