Why?

Why do people look at you strangely when you start talking to yourself?

I think the best conversations I have are with myself. I get so much sorted out. Like deciding whether to go completely naked or to wear just two tassels hanging from my nipples as I run around the shopping centre screaming “The mother ship has landed!”. 

But I think it’s important to keep people guessing. Will you or won’t you snap and go completely nuts today? But it’s difficult when I start to argue with myself. There is no escaping me. 

That’s it! I am off...Where do you think you are going? I am not finished yet...I don’t want to talk you anymore. Get your arse back here! No...you can finish this blog by yourself…Yeah, well we all know that I am the brains of this operation. Fine, see if I care cause I can write a perfectly...um, witty eh, thing here...so, excuse me I need to get my...I will be right back.

On second thought.

Comments

  1. waiting and wishingOctober 22, 2013 at 12:55 PM

    I talk to myself all the time. In fact, the other day I was loading my groceries into my car and some people walked by and I had to think really hard to remember if I had just been thinking about something or talking aloud about it.... I may need to reign it in a bit :)

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  2. SadieOctober 22, 2013 at 12:57 PM

    Ha! Love.

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  3. ErikaOctober 22, 2013 at 2:32 PM

    Those are two difficult options you were pondering between. I'm going to go with the tassels, though. That lets people know this isn't just a spur-of-the-moment impulse to run naked...this was PLANNED. That's a lot better.

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  4. MariaOctober 24, 2013 at 7:39 PM

    the nipple tassels made me laugh so loud!! hahahaha!

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