Lochlan Reclining


The potty training is oh so rewarding. Progress has been made and Lochlan is now potty trained both day and night. Our boy is a tiny potty using machine. One of Loch's favorite benefits of this new big boy underpants arrangement is his unprecedented easy access to his nether regions.

LOCHLAN RECLINING

(8:20 PM - Lochlan is relaxing on his bed as I retrieve book number seven. One of his hands rests casually inside of his pants. I enter from the hallway).

ME
What’s going on there buddy?

LOCH
I have my hand on my balls.

ME
Oh?

LOCH
(whispers)
They are very fragile.

Comments

  1. AmieJuly 24, 2017 at 12:12 PM

    So this is what I have to look forward to?? haha

    ReplyDelete
  2. ErikaJuly 24, 2017 at 2:44 PM

    Ahhhahahahaha!!! Oh man. Starts young!!!

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