It's About Time

I know, I know...bad Janet.

After pulling my hair out and when all else failed, stomping like a child, I've finally been able to upload this damn vlog! However, I have not been able to figure out how NOT to stretch out the video. I swear to you, it looks just fine on my end but for whatever reason, when I upload it stretches it out and this annoys me so!

I also discovered  a few things in the process:

• I discovered that I now hate my iPhone 5. You can suck it 5.
• I discovered that I miss my iPhone 4 terribly. I'm so sorry 4 for giving up on you. I've made a terrible mistake. Please forgive.
• I discovered that I say "Um" and "ridiculous" a lot.
• I discovered that being trapped in an elevator with Captain Tightpants & Cullen Bohannan just might be my version of heaven.
• I discovered that after hearing myself sing and not subjecting you to my awesome dance moves was the right decision.
• I discovered that Digital Media converter is actually quite clever. You see those nice green letters? This is like a lighthouse beckoning to lost sailers "Come to me, coooome to me". "I will guide you home" It's because of the cleverness and dedication that I applaud them.
• I discovered that the "stretched out" look is not a good one for me.
• I discovered that for the past 37 years what I thought I sounded like is actually not even close to the truth.
• I discovered that talking to ones self whilst simultaneously looking at ones self...is hard even though I talk to myself ALL of the time.
• I discovered that I really like apples.

I also discovered that I fall right into the notion that all Canadians say "eh".

Without further ado...I present to you...my vlog...