Easy Breezy

I seem to be a much calmer person lately (at least on the outside) or so people tell me.

Perhaps is has something to do with the fact that I have given up all control over the JaAdam baby making and adopted the mantra "What will be, will be". I'm not going to lie...this has been extremely tough but I'm committed to maintaining a cool, calm and collected attitude. In response to this new attitude someone at work recently asked me why I look so "breezy". Breezy? Can I be breezy?” Yes, yes you can be breezy! BREEZY! Now let’s whisper it: breezy. Here is my how to guide on how to be breezy...

• Don’t take peoples’ opinions for fact...but be respectful.
• If someone says something you find ridiculous or don’t agree with, approach the situation with a calm kindness. And then in your head you can just think whatever you want.
• Don’t give a monkey about what other people are doing.
• Other peoples’ success does not hinder your own. It’s got nothing to do with you.
• Drink fancy cocktails. Guys, don’t be shy about this. You’re missing out.
• Get some therapy. If you can’t afford therapy, get some friends who are good listeners. If you don’t have friends who are good listeners, try omegle.
• Drive with the top down on your convertible.
• If you don’t have a convertible, get someone to push you around in a wagon while you look at the sky.
• Realize that the small good things in your life are just as important as the big good things.
• Only compete with yourself.
• Take portraits with a cat.
• High five a stranger. If they get mad, run like hell.
• Karaoke.
• A good night’s sleep.

Easy Breeeeeeeezy!