The Penis Monolouges Part 1

Lochlan is still spending a great deal of energy examining the male/female thing.

We are in the car on our way home from daycare.

“Daddy has a penis?” Loch asks.


“I have a penis?”

“Yes you do.”

“Does Poppy have a penis?”


“You don’t have a penis.”

“No, I do not.”

“Do Marshall, Rocky and Zuma have a penis?”

“Um, no.”

“But Marshall, Rocky and Zuma are boys. They have a penis.”

“Marshall, Rocky and Zuma are pretend, not boys.”

“Marshall, Rocky and Zuma are boys. They have a boy penis! They are not pretend! I saw them on my iPad!"

“I’m sorry, you’re right. The Paw Patrollers have a penis.”

“Bob the Builder? Does Bob the Builder have a penis?”

“Uh… yes?”

"Where do they keep their penis"


"I the lookout and garage"

"Sounds about right Lochlan"


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