Waffles, Baffles, Maffles

I'm craving waffles...as in NEED. THEM. NOW. but I'm at work and unless they've recently added a waffle station...I'm outta luck. In the meantime...I will dream of waffles and all the things that one can do with waffles.

• Make a castle out of them.
• Throw them at people. Disco waffle Frisbee (Vine)
• Play heads or tails. 
• Start a game of checkers by conveniently putting syrup in only half the squares. 
• One word: Air hockey. 
• Disguise it as a pancake. 
• Bite eyes and a mouth in one and use it as a mask. 
• Give all your friends a motivational speech about the inequality between waffles and pancakes. I mean really. Why is it that pancakes always get better treatment?! 
• Hand them out to people in the park. 
• Go to the check-out at a store and ask if they accept waffles as a currency. 
• Make a hundred waffles, sew them all together, and use them as a blanket. Or pillow. They both work. 
• Make puppets out of them. 
• Create a waffle sculpture in the shape of a turkey and show it off to all your acquaintances. 
• Invent a way to be intimidating while eating them. 
• Use them as a hairnet. 
• Share them. Cause sharing is caring.