Wanna Play?


We have our appointment with the new Fertility Clinic on the 25th and if all goes well, we'll jump into another FET in November. Which brings me to this...


Do you ever feel like the infertility game is rigged?
Here's your chance to play like a real high roller. Dole out the cash, line up your dainty silver shoe, and join me in a spirited game of Infertilitopoly.
Like the classic board game that inspired it, completing a single round of Infertilitopoly takes forever. And like the classic, you'll end up paying an awful lot of money to people you don't even like. And like the classic, you'll seethe with the urge to commit mayhem against those who are lucky enough to win.
You'll shell out the big bucks every time you land on those desirable blue properties right next to "Go". Park Place becomes "Pay for your cyle" and Boardwalk becomes "Hand over all your money to your clinic". You'll grumble in annoyance when you happen to land on the cruddy brown spots — baby showers for your sister-in-law and your least favorite co-worker. And you'll yodel with joy when your opponents land on the pink areas if you're holding the cards for First Response, EPT, and Answer!
Step right up and roll the dice. Choose a chance card or call your doctor. Join me, won't you? But I get to be the thimble.



Comments

  1. I'll be the puppy!! I hope things go well for you at the appointment :)

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  2. I love this analogy!! I want to be the car :)

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  3. I wanna stop the game though, but only if I win =) I'm a bad bad loser.

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