The Penis Monolouges Part 1
Lochlan is still spending a great deal of energy examining the male/female thing. We are in the car on our way home from daycare. “Daddy has a penis?” Loch asks. “Yes.” “I have a penis?” “Yes you do.” “Does Poppy have a penis?” “Yes.” “You don’t have a penis.” “No, I do not.” “Do Marshall, Rocky and Zuma have a penis?” “Um, no.” “But Marshall, Rocky and Zuma are boys. They have a penis.” “Marshall, Rocky and Zuma are pretend, not boys.” “Marshall, Rocky and Zuma are boys. They have a boy penis! They are not pretend! I saw them on my iPad!" “I’m sorry, you’re right. The Paw Patrollers have a penis.” “Bob the Builder? Does Bob the Builder have a penis?” “Uh… yes?” "Where do they keep their penis" "Ummmm" "I know...in the lookout and garage" "Sounds about right Lochlan"
Amazing! Welcome to the second trimester!
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ReplyDeleteCongrats on lucky thirteen! Hopefully every week gets a little more real and a little less surreal -- although I can only imagine how it must feel after everything you've been through. Congrats on another milestone!
ReplyDeleteThirteen is a beautiful number!! :)
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ReplyDeleteCongrats on reaching 13 and here is to many more!!!
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ReplyDeleteCongrats!! 13 weeks is wonderful!
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