Some Kind Of Wonderful
"Something wonderful happens when you use a Cyclo-Massge health appliance by Niagara...daily"
If you recall, a few days ago I posted that I had somehow injured my back and I say "somehow" because I have no earthly idea what I did. At any rate...I left work early and popped into the clinic. Apparently just a bad strain. Some TTC friendly pain meds, a heating pad and a prescription for some massage therapy later...I was home on the couch. I relayed all of this to my boss that night and he excitedly told me that he had this awesome massage pad/hand held thing-a-ma-jig he would bring into work for me to try.
And bring it he did...
|It comes in a medium sized suitcase. The size of suitcase I plan on taking for my trip to New York City next week|
"A wonderful new experience awaits you.
Your purchase of a Cryo-Massage appliance by Niagara opens up a whole new vista of glorious living for the entire family. The action produced by this unique equipment is a marvellously contrived combination of horizontal, vertical and elliptical motions - radiating its revitalizing qualities throughout your entire body - to help provide complete relaxation or welcome stimulation, as needed, to open up the way for a more energetic, more gratifying way of life"
|The pictures that show you how to use this thing...are amazeballs|
I'm not sure how I feel about this
|Does anyone else see the face staring back at them?|
But does it work?
I'm not sure that it opened up the way for a more energetic, more gratifying way of life but I sure was entertained!