For The Love Of French Fries

It's lunch time. I'm hungry. I did not bring a lunch today. There is fry truck around the corner. Here are some things I could do with my french fries I am about to go and get...

• Eat them like a French poodle.
• Tape them under your nose, so that you look French.
• Make the Eiffel Tower out of them.
• Play 52 Pick Up.
• Toss them at mimes.
• Have a sword-fight.
• Dip them in wine.
• Put an abnormally large amount of French Fries in your mouth and attempt to say "Bonjour!"
• Use them as band-aids and put them on boo boos. 
• Paint a picture of the Louvre using a french fry as a paintbrush.
• Use them for acupuncture.
• See how long you can have a French Fry in your nose before you get tempted to eat it.
• Hand them out to French artists in the park.
• Use them as darts and throw them at a target.
• Make a French robot.
• Disguise them as French bread.
• Wear them on your head like a beret.

If you have any other brilliant ideas of ludicrous things to do with French Fries, or would just like someone to talk to, feel free to comment below.