Thigh Of The Tiger

I'm in a's been an incredibly long, confusing and frustrating week (I'll fill you in as soon as I have some answers) but in the meantime...

You know how, when you're wearing a skirt on a fall day (and not a particularly warm one at that I might add) and your thighs get kind of swollen (due to heat) and sticky (ditto)? And then they kind of smack together when you walk, making you feel very, very big? Well, as I've just recently discovered, the most depressing thing in the world is when you trip over your own thighs.

That is all.



  1. Oh jeez my thighs always rub together :) Hoping with my new eating habits and moderate exercise that they will decide to get a divorce or separate.

  2. ugh, hate the rubbing thighs sensation!!! Nothing makes you feel like a fatty runner quite like that!

  3. Oh, the visual!! You never fail to make me laugh... I'm sorry your week has been so frustrating though. Hope it gets better!!

  4. Great post! I hope things get better! My name is Heather and I have a question about your blog! If you could email me at Lifesabanquet1(at)gmail(dot)com that would be great!

  5. I get this walking to/from work in the summer humidity. To have a thigh gap I would have to surgically remove part of my leg.

  6. you are crazy...hilarious...i love you. i'm just catching up and hoping that things have been better. i'm always thinkin' about you! <3


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