For The Love Of French Fries
It's lunch time. I'm hungry. I did not bring a lunch today. There is fry truck around the corner. Here are some things I could do with my french fries I am about to go and get...
- Eat them like a French poodle.
- Tape them under your nose, so that you look French.
- Make the Eiffel Tower out of them.
- Play 52 Pick Up.
- Toss them at mimes.
- Have a sword-fight.
- Dip them in wine.
- Put an abnormally large amount of French Fries in your mouth and attempt to say "Bonjour!"
- Use them as band-aids and put them on boo boos.
- Paint a picture of the Louvre using a french fry as a paintbrush.
- Use them for acupuncture.
- See how long you can have a French Fry in your nose before you get tempted to eat it.
- Hand them out to French artists in the park.
- Use them as darts and throw them at a target.
- Make a French robot.
- Disguise them as French bread.
- Wear them on your head like a beret.
If you have any other brilliant ideas of ludicrous things to do with French Fries, or would just like someone to talk to, feel free to comment below.