Money, Money, Money

"I work all night, I work all day, to pay the bills I have to pay
 Ain't it sad. 
 And still there never seems to be a single penny left for me"

...cause I just gave it all away to my fertility clinic for embryo transfer numbero cuatro.

Now that my wallet has been considerably lightened, my options for entertaining myself must be cheap...free is even better! Jokes are free. This is my free entertainment to all of you and by entertaining you, I entertain me. Win, win!...


A vampire bat came flapping in from the night covered in fresh blood and parked himself on the roof of the cave to get some sleep. Pretty soon all the other bats smelt the blood and began hassling him about where he got it. He told them to go way ! And let him get some sleep, but they persisted until he finally gave in.

"OK, follow me," he said and flew out of the cave with hundreds of bats behind him. Down through a valley they went, across a river and into a forest of trees. Finally he slowed down and all the other bats excitedly milled around him.

"Now, do you see that tree over there?" he asked.

"Yes, Yes, Yes!" the bats all screamed in a frenzy.

"Good!" said the first bat, "Because I didn't!"






Comments

  1. awesome. not the paying for the fourth frozen... but the rest. awesome.

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