The Penis Monolouges Part 1
Lochlan is still spending a great deal of energy examining the male/female thing. We are in the car on our way home from daycare. “Daddy has a penis?” Loch asks. “Yes.” “I have a penis?” “Yes you do.” “Does Poppy have a penis?” “Yes.” “You don’t have a penis.” “No, I do not.” “Do Marshall, Rocky and Zuma have a penis?” “Um, no.” “But Marshall, Rocky and Zuma are boys. They have a penis.” “Marshall, Rocky and Zuma are pretend, not boys.” “Marshall, Rocky and Zuma are boys. They have a boy penis! They are not pretend! I saw them on my iPad!" “I’m sorry, you’re right. The Paw Patrollers have a penis.” “Bob the Builder? Does Bob the Builder have a penis?” “Uh… yes?” "Where do they keep their penis" "Ummmm" "I know...in the lookout and garage" "Sounds about right Lochlan"
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ReplyDeletePatch ever!!! Damn phone..
DeleteI LOVE that patch!
ReplyDeleteLove the patch - please tell me this is an actual patch and not photoshopped?
ReplyDeleteMy plans for the wknd include happy hour tonight and a Target shopping trip tomorrow. Two of my favorite things ever so i'm pretty pleased right now.
It is indeed real! I wish we had Target here. I get my props at the dollar store.
DeleteHaha! Perfect for Halloween!
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