The Penis Monolouges Part 1
Lochlan is still spending a great deal of energy examining the male/female thing. We are in the car on our way home from daycare. “Daddy has a penis?” Loch asks. “Yes.” “I have a penis?” “Yes you do.” “Does Poppy have a penis?” “Yes.” “You don’t have a penis.” “No, I do not.” “Do Marshall, Rocky and Zuma have a penis?” “Um, no.” “But Marshall, Rocky and Zuma are boys. They have a penis.” “Marshall, Rocky and Zuma are pretend, not boys.” “Marshall, Rocky and Zuma are boys. They have a boy penis! They are not pretend! I saw them on my iPad!" “I’m sorry, you’re right. The Paw Patrollers have a penis.” “Bob the Builder? Does Bob the Builder have a penis?” “Uh… yes?” "Where do they keep their penis" "Ummmm" "I know...in the lookout and garage" "Sounds about right Lochlan"
Nothing hubby is working :( We have been invited to the local racetrack on Sunday but I am not sure if horse races and babies mix.
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I love your Funny Face Friday pics! Too cute!
ReplyDeleteAs for me and my hubby, no plans set in stone for this weekend. Just playing it by ear.
Hilarious! You need to get the CamWow ap! you would have a BLAST! :) Hubs and I are going to an Annual festival to drink some October fest beers and play some black jack!
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