Pregnant or Paranoid?
- pancakes at midnight (I really like pancakes) ~ You’re a human
- pancakes at 2 a.m ~ You’re an insomniac
- pancakes at 2 a.m., 4 a.m. & 6 a.m ~ You might have OCD
- human flesh ~ You’re a zombie
- Dish soap & some chalk. And when someone tried to take your chalk away, you stabbed them ~ You might be pregnant. Or insane.
- when you slipped on the ice and shattered your femur ~ You’re a human
- when you were attacked by a horde of basement rats ~ You need an exterminator
- when Bambi's Mother died ~ You’re me. Also, you just ruined Bambi for all those that haven't seen it but really...who hasn't seen Bambi?
- at the grocery store because they ran out of the frosted sugar cookies ~ You might be pregnant or currently ingesting and/or injecting large amounts of hormones.
- you have a twinge at your side after eating three burritos ~ You have gas
- you gained five pounds for no reason at all ~ You’re normal & it's December
- you have a sharp, stabbing pain in your chest and now you're turning into dust ~ You’re a vampire.
- your best friend told you that "You look 12 months pregnant in those jeans" ~ You need new friends
- you injected your urine into a rabbit and now it looks sick ~ You need therapy & a new rabbit
- your doctor just told you you're pregnant ~ You’re pregnant.
8 more days until beta.