The Penis Monolouges Part 1
Lochlan is still spending a great deal of energy examining the male/female thing. We are in the car on our way home from daycare. “Daddy has a penis?” Loch asks. “Yes.” “I have a penis?” “Yes you do.” “Does Poppy have a penis?” “Yes.” “You don’t have a penis.” “No, I do not.” “Do Marshall, Rocky and Zuma have a penis?” “Um, no.” “But Marshall, Rocky and Zuma are boys. They have a penis.” “Marshall, Rocky and Zuma are pretend, not boys.” “Marshall, Rocky and Zuma are boys. They have a boy penis! They are not pretend! I saw them on my iPad!" “I’m sorry, you’re right. The Paw Patrollers have a penis.” “Bob the Builder? Does Bob the Builder have a penis?” “Uh… yes?” "Where do they keep their penis" "Ummmm" "I know...in the lookout and garage" "Sounds about right Lochlan"
I have always wanted to go to Hawaii. Maybe we can fit it in on within the next ten years. We are already booked up :)
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ReplyDeleteLove this!! We are supposed to going to Hawaii in March for J's job. One week for work and one week for vacation...really hope it happens!
ReplyDeleteI recently went to Maui. I got talked into it. I've never actually wanted to go to Maui/Hawaii because I never wanted to waste a trip to somewhere that's technically in the U.S. and they speak English. My husband calls me a culture snob (i.e., I have to go somewhere foreign and different in order to like it), but then we went to Maui. I couldn't help but absolutely love it. Beautiful, beautiful, beautiful. And what was I thinking about too-Americanized? Yeah right.
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